Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

In response to the gold digger asking about if she should date someone from qualcomm

https://www.thelayoff.com/qualcomm/post/5955827770851328 .....Here you go...Posted on craiglist one time.. Glad my significant other has her own career and makes her own money...Another reason why asian women are better than most other women...

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST :::: What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

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Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold... hence the rub... marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump."

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

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Anonymous148391, Chill out... A man in a 50ies can easily find any sort of young woman provided he has money...(albeit she won't be a keeper)...But let's face it, an older woman would have a real tough time doing the opposite. As long as the 50 something man understands exactly what this arrangement is, and realizes it's a short term lease, and not be foolish enough to do something like a long term commitment, he'll be just fine....There are exceptions to this rule....For example, if the younger woman is also rich, than chances are she isn't a gold digger, and in that case, maybe she just has a fetish for older cock....

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Post ID: @1ewu+DjGyaYu

Freudian slip... I meant to say "she doesn't have to be asian", not "it doesn't have to be asian..."

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Post ID: @1LPV+DjGyaYu

Anonymous148407,

Good luck...She sounds like a definite keeper! The key to finding a good woman, is to find a woman that at least makes the same money as you or more than you. It doesn't have to be asian, but asian women tend to be more career oriented and do tend to have tighter pussies...Well, at least the ones you want to keep, not the cheap ones that are hookers that most of you want to a get a massage from...Those of for the losers that can't get a real woman.

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148391 are you a female and doctor and available? If answer for all is yes , I would love to know you if you are interested . I am a director and single and never dated a doctor. I heave heard they can be very fun and interesting. This is not a joke, I am serious. Thanks in advance if you read this and respond

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Post ID: @193W+DjGyaYu

My significant other is late 40 and she is 7 years older than me but she looks gorgeous and she is not Asian . I didn't notice any tear and wear. I will propose her after lay off night mare is over and o am not on the list. Wish me good luck. I love her so much although I know that she doesn't care if I have job or not since she is professional but I don't feel good being sitting home husband. She will turn 50 in October and that the time I am planning to propose. Please whoever read this wish me good luck

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Post ID: @13sc+DjGyaYu

Real estate is much more lucrative than consumer electronics engineering jobs. trust me I have done both.

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Post ID: @1vlC+DjGyaYu

148049: Hate to tell you this, but a good plumbing contractor makes more than a Dir. And some of the richest people in Rancho Santa Fe are building contractors.

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Post ID: @1tLL+DjGyaYu

Long duck dong counts for something, and it rank pretty high on women’s list. However, they also know that the life is not fair and the one that can provide does not necessarily have the natural gift, and in fact it is the opposite most of time. The rich guys with Porsche or Corvette need to compensate, and women know this. A pretty woman sitting in the front seat completes the image of a successful guy with wealth and ability to satisfy a woman. Materialist women are very knowledgeable. Don’t mistake them for being uneducated. Many are Ivy League educated and experts in make-ups and high fashion. When you find a gorgeous woman that is articulate and dresses well , you better run. You are no match for that Prada witchcraft.

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Post ID: @mjq+DjGyaYu

That craigslist post must have been before the stock market plunged. That lady needs to do market adjustments on her $500k demand.

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Post ID: @5lq+DjGyaYu

Backpage.com

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Post ID: @EPD+DjGyaYu

I think my long duck dong will keep a woman around.

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Post ID: @lyQ+DjGyaYu

For all of you who believe in true love, you need a dose of reality. Women are attracted to men for various reasons, including looks, potency, money, status, ability to provide, etc. Looks and potency are really a bonus, as far as marriage goes. To have a successful marriage you need to be able to provide and give the woman a status. It sounds a hell of a lot of better to say she is a wife of a doctor than to say she is wife of a plumber. Nothing wrong with being a plumber, it is just that women prefer a doctor for a husband. Once women have wealth, they go for looks and potency. So, all you QC guys don’t be jealous of the directors and VPs having affair with younger women, single or married. They are going to be victims of broken family only to find out that they are loved for their money and status. They will realize that the woman that loved him when he was poor is the only woman worth keeping. If you are a director of VP, you are pretty much cursed in have any sort of relationship, because of the reality.

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Post ID: @n15+DjGyaYu

Absolutely agree

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Post ID: @lkU+DjGyaYu

Loved this post but I still prefer marrying honest good clean educated women to be my company in good and bad days. In sick and healthy days in rich and poor days rather than dating different young girls with different type of STD. She can be older than me as long as there is chemistry and interest and mental stability. Lots of those money lover ladies are bipolar

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Post ID: @LD3+DjGyaYu

I just wonder if the females actually know similarities between them and cars of all models sizes and colors

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Post ID: @8v9+DjGyaYu

Anonymous147909, most likely, the husband wouldn't want to separate not because he wants to keep the gradually depreciating asset...but instead is doing so so that he doesn't end up giving his cheating depreciating asset half of his net worth...so in a situation like this, he would probably end up visiting Ashley Madison's website... To be frank, if you want an exotic woman only for sex who in turn is only interested in you for money, it really is cheaper to lease...just like expensive cars. That way, you always get the best models with no mileage. And every new model always starts out really tight that you can throw and and bang the crap out and during the first few years it feels great to be in her when she is new and tight...and when things start to show wear and tear and feel loose, you can simply terminate you lease early (subject to a small financial penalty for early lease termination) and lease the next new flavor of the day. Because just like expensive cars, they depreciate with old age, and need considerable amount of expensive maintenance after the initial warranty expires. So you really want to do a trade in before that happens and let someone else deal with the issues of owning preowned or used...

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Post ID: @bxW+DjGyaYu

147841: I don't know if it's too late for PJ, but it will be disconcerting for the ex-Mrs. PJ to discover that she's only as good looking to those boy toys as her dissolution settlement.

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Post ID: @TJQ+DjGyaYu

Any thoughts about husbands with cheating wifes who prefer to stay quiet and not complain in order to not lose his young asset? Any thoughts about cheating wifes of deployed army folk

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Post ID: @1FS+DjGyaYu

Any thoughts about husbands with cheating wifes who prefer to stay quiet and not complain in order to not lose his young asset? Any thoughts about cheating wifes of deployed army folk

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Post ID: @ZJh+DjGyaYu

BEST POST I HAVE READ ON THIS SITE. PLEASE READ TO LAUGH AND RELAX FOR A MINUTE.

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Post ID: @2pn+DjGyaYu

Guys I personally prefer older low mileage single owner good looking clean car than younger high mileage multiple owner car. At least older ones are more reliable to own

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Post ID: @Yqz+DjGyaYu

That said..that's even one more reason to prefer Asian women. Chances are when shes in her mid 40ies she still looks like she is in her early thirties. And the only way you sort of know is my looking at the wrinkles on her hands.

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Post ID: @wTV+DjGyaYu

I guess the advice folks are giving here...its a little too late for little PJ...

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Post ID: @u2J+DjGyaYu

If a married younger uneducated women is having love affair with you, please look at yourself in the mirror to see if you are really handsome or she is after you for your money and status. If you get trapped, she will definitely have love affair with other better options. These ladies are money lovers and will do everything to live in more expensive house and drive more expensive car and be able to purchase more expensive stuff

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Post ID: @dc1+DjGyaYu

Great, wonderful post by a smart, intelligent guy that knows what does he want from life. Unfortunately there are stupid guys out there that get fooled by the beauty and age of these younger, uneducated women and get trapped in a serious relationship/marriage and has to deal with a high maintenance wife that is always looking for younger guys to have fun or looking for better options among husband's friends to jump to higher level with zero effort. There are lots of uneducated married women out there that husbands are at least 15 years older and looking for better options competing with single ladies for guys. Isn't this disgusting. All guys think is sexual not rational.

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Post ID: @8oH+DjGyaYu

Thanks for the good laugh this morning.

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