Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Yes, there really IS a Crapdragon!"

Forget drones! In an effort to prove he is still relevant to Qualcomm's relentless pursuit of the Internet of Things, Murthy stands poised to announce this week that the 810 chip will be featured in a new line of water-saving flush toilets. "Considering San Diego's current drought situation, this invention couldn't have come at a better time!" enthused Murthy. "The addition of this chip to 'smart toilets' will enable it to differentiate between #1, #2 or something larger, and adjust the water used per flush, accordingly--from .5 gal per flush to 1.5 gal. per flush." The 1.5 gal. per flush is the current maximum permitted under building codes for new housing construction and remodels. Now we can all feel a little less guilty about using that Charmin!

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Let's face it: Can it be any worse than Mediaflo--or reinventing Linux? I've been told that in Japan and many other Asian countries, high-tech toilets are luxury status symbols. If we add heated seats, massage, and bidet functions for overseas buyers, these suckers could be more profitable than chips for iPhones!

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And it will be water cooled! A win-win situation!

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This forum is accomplishing more than the QC exec managers.

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Post ID: @v0D+DsmtcE9

perhaps the toilet to tap module can be installed in each home using QCT chips ? The party uncle Irwin through has ended, time to justify your relevance QC.

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