I was at the café area and this guy was on the phone with his buddies and said "so who do you like better, are you guys more of Taylor Swift or Katy Perry"?
Babahhaha the shit that we do and still get paid for
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I guess I'm old-school. I still do spider solitaire. It's still available for free on the company PCs...
With all that time in the crapper, You prove your a real California shithead.
I spend 3 hours a day in the toilet everyday at the office. I alternate between floors and the various wings on each floor to throw-off anyone who is a close observer. This is my escape to sanity. While in there, I do my business, read a chapter of my latest spy novel, plan the rest of my day including which toilet I will visit next. I ponder before leaving the bathroom, whether I can continue to do this for another 10 years, when I punch out of Chevron after 30 years and retire on my own terms. To all readers... may you find your own way to cope with the craziness this company doles out everyday. Remember that stress kills.
You guys are already fired, you come on down to the front desk and look at your dumbasses on our cameras.
The Best Toilets in Chevron reminds me of George Costanza's toilet book. Not sure I want that in paperback. Maybe the Kindle version?
To My Way. Some great tips! Thanks!
To my colleagues Anon 249 and 255, I'm glad you understand my point of view. Keep safe and play the game of looking busy, even when you've caught up on everything. The boss is only an extension of our sorry company management, so disappear to another floor when you need that break. Lol.
This is hilarious im actually at home caring for my 2 year old. My dick head boss thinks I'm at a meeting across the street. Chevron is a playground for grown ups. Many people do work others work too hard and others hardly work. However, either way, whatever... Everyone does whatever they want. It's Chevron and management is worth a penny.
To "My Way" I f****n love your attitude dude! You must be in my group! Be smart stay put lol
Oh Yeah... I'm doing my work and trying to impress the boss, as well as as "looking" like I'm occupied with work. No different than the OP and all the readers who are replying. When things get boring (almost half of everyday) or my work is caught-up, I spend my time relaxing AWAY from my work area on another floor. Let the boss think think I'm keeping busy. I fill up my Outlook calendar with fake meetings and private appointments to create the effect. I monitor my emails and voicemails on my company smartphone to stay in the loop. Hey... if you don't want to get shitcanned for looking like surplus, you got to play the game. I have 5 or 6 years to go before I retire from this joke of a company. I'll continue to take my fat paycheck and benefits and max out my 401k until I decide when I've had enough. Screw this company that doesn't even follow its own Chevron Way. I only care about number 1 (just like everyone else here, including the boss).
...taking 2 hr lunch break, hitting the gym early morning and chilling with my folks over 1400
OP and all the replies - Now you know why CVX is cutting the fat. You shouldn't be there if "isn't much for you to do". Are you still paying the guy working on your house or car if there "isn't much for him to do" so he's sitting there doing nothing?????
Wow. These cuts just can't come quick enough!
Concerned shareholder.
I'm sure you will have a lot of material to study in compiling your list. This place is becoming a big shit hole real quick.
I'm still discovering and expanding my list of the "Best Bathrooms in Chevron". It will be out in paperback next Spring.
WooHoo! Level 104!
not if we start firing some yellows
I've been stuck on level 102 on Candy Crush for three days now. Any advice on the best use of lollipop hammers? Color bombs seem to do more harm than good on this level.
lots of internet surfing
I was in line paying for a sandwhich last week and one of the ladies in front of me said 'I am going to bring in my iPad and watch netflix'. Meanwhile, I cant even get time to get lunch most days and eat at my desk when I do.
sounds like a good reason why some people will be let go in the next several months
Don't know what goup you are in but in my group we are extremely busy.