Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Corp R&D Survived (A tribute to I Will Survive)

At first I was afraid....

I was petrified...

Kept thinking I could never live...

without the Q by my side...

But then I spent so many nights...

thinking how Jana did me wrong...

And I grew strong...

And I learned how to get along....

and so Corp R&D is back....

from outer space....

I just walked in to find no pink slips here....

with that sad look upon QCT’s people’s face...

I should have changed that stupid look...

I should have made Jana leave the board....

If I had known for just one second....

they'd be back to bother me...

Go on now go walk out the door...

just turn around now....

'cause QCT’s not welcome at the Q anymore...

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with the 810...

Did you think my vesting would crumble...

Did you think I'd lay down and die...

Oh no, not I...

I will survive...

Oh as long as I know how to lie...

I know I will stay alive....

I've got all my options that need to vest....

I've got all my RSUs that I need to give...

and I'll survive...

I will survive (hey-hey)...

It took all the strength I had...

not to fall apart...

kept trying hard to mend...

the pieces of my PIP..

and I spent oh so many nights...

just feeling sorry for myself..

I used to cry...

But now I hold my head up high...

and you see me...

my boss is new ...

I'm not that chained up by the old fvcker...

that was axed after his review....

and so you felt like dropping in...

and just expect me to be free...

and now I'm saving all my stock...

for the company’s recovery...

Go on now go walk out the door...

just turn around now..

'cause QCT’s not welcome anymore...

weren't you the one who tried to break Corp R and D with goodbye...

Did you think we crumble...

Did you think I'd lay down and die...

Oh no, not I...

I will survive,,,,

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Dude, you cracked me up!!!! Thx for being so hilarious.

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Post ID: @LT4+DxXUs4n

HEh heh. I have to agree that corp R&D has talent!

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Post ID: @RH7+DxXUs4n

Epic

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Post ID: @GlG+DxXUs4n

Lol

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Post ID: @BuG+DxXUs4n

Best one ever

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