CS-West needs to fire 200 IT people and close three new buildings, including Bldg F (which has come to represent some sick alternate universe where senior citizens work well past their useful lives). U of Phoenix to open up a L-3 only campus on the plant (once the Bldg F southern parking lot can be bull-dozed, seeded, and re-bull-dozed). Senior Mgt. to build bronze statues of the "founding mother" (Suzy Q), also known as "deer leader", at every building site in Utah. Cafes across the plant to serve only pizza, beer, and ice cream hence forth. Instead of Turkeys at Thanksgiving, expect a small serving of cranberry sauce.
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Wouldn't that be breaking internet policy. What does cranberry sauce have to do with work. They would have to get hr s ms Nelson to write everybody up while their gutless vps, directors and managers buried there heads in the sand. Chicken shit worthless management.
Many will instead receive a picture of cranberry flavored mineral water to avoid offending their LDS sensibilities.
They're going to email the picture. It's cheaper than printing one out for everyone.
I think it's just a rumor to keep the masses happy. Then on thanksgiving they will give you a picture of some cranberry sauce.
I heard it was going to be cranberry vodka. Or maybe just some cheap vodka poured over cranberry sauce.
A full jar and you know where you'll get it. Can you say bone us.
Are they really giving us cranberry sauce this year? Just a spoonful, or will I at least get a jar of the stuff?
Hollingsworth probably thought his brain was worth 200 employees. He and his wife always walked around with that look of "self importance". Good riddance.
Pretty sure there are nowhere near 200 IT employees at CSW.
Sour grapes. Oh my.
IT is a rough job. If you do your job right, nobody notices.
IT seems to get bashed here a lot.
The only losers are BYU grads...
Ya football. That's real important. Sit on your fat ass drinking the beverage of your choice and then take credit for something you absolutely had nothing to do with. Go whoever. You loser.
At least the University of Phoenix isn't pathetic enough to play Wagner. TDS has some real issues
Love this post.... so right on, man.
Dead on. Quality has more useless seniors than the whole cast of cocoon. Hell they need to retire and let the rest of us do nothing for awhile.