Is this a coded message?
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Q prefers that in the future you hang yourself from the ladder rack in the lab rather than jump. Keep it in house.
Grandma is awake, she's baking cookies
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Don't jump bro. That wouldn't be cool. Plus it could damage the lower balcony glass barriers and the cafeteria roof. There's still some slightly bent ribs in the cafeteria roof from jumper #2 (out of 3 so far). If you absolutely MUST jump, then actually jump and try to impress us with your athletic ability by completely clearing the cafeteria roof. Try to stick the landing on the concrete area. Now THAT would be impressive.
Rotation of the rykka, this is coded too...
Jump!
Offing yourself must cost more than being RIF'd
Message: we are not done with RIF!