If you held an operator position at chevron, please do not apply, as you are a worthless piece of shit. Unless you want to clean toilets....??
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Believe there IS an "executive" position open, at this time, at Taco Bell. Something about "assaulting an Uber driver"(?) prompts this wonderful opportunity. This position should be a perfect fit for the typical Chevron manager, and given Taco Bell's obviously flawed psychological testing process, there could well be a rush an all Taco Bell employment offices by Chevron managers, fearful of losing their "corporate status". The only possible problem I can foresee, should one of our exalted "elite" actually procure this plum job at Taco Bell, would be a sudden slowdown in the serving process, and plunging corporate earnings, as new safety procedures, decision making procedures, and operational excellence mantras are imposed and implemented upon the rank and file workers. One other possible issue might arise, the first time our ex-Chevron "leader" attempts to impose their leadership skills upon some hapless subordinate, which could well end up with a spork being firmly implanted in the usual, large forehead (due to receding hair-line) of our well-meaning, but clueless ex-Team Leader.