SM and Jana have decided to issues more share buyascks, and have requested actual stock certificates on paper. Furthermore, to save on operating cost, SM has instructed the VP of Q Facility to replace all toilet paper dispensaries in all bathrooms with stock certificate dispensaries, filled with share certificates acquired by the new buybacks. This new strategy is called "flushing down the outstanding share float."
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This one made me chuckle
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