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It is fun(ny) to see how the top management amasses money and then lay off the bottom engineers. Very very funny.
I love how Qualcomm flew all the employees out to Las Vegas for the 30th anniversary and put everybody and their families up in luxury hotel suites with fancy buffets, hookers, drugs, etc. Oh, no, my memory must be fading due to my old age. Now I remember, all we got was a f***ing, stupid cupcake! LOL.
Sex in the private office, labs and elevators !
I like watching people freak out about all the layoffs, meanwhile since I'm white I don't really care.
Not knowing when the next massive layoff will occur. Working hard for those taking all the credit only to be dumped in another wave if layoffs. Am I forgetting anything? Oh yes, seeing executives flying around in New corporate jets when good hard working folks are let go.
30th anniversary party with Dave Mathews cover band.
For me. The funniest part about it was hearing all the cronyism. It was so cool watching Crueger, and Crambrose, and Croden and Crerraro all f*** vendors at Stmantec VisionQuest. One of these assholes actually wrecked a NetApp rep in his office. HR even got Word of it. And let it go under the radar. Those are some of the perks that you get when you are one of the boys in the club in a aR
Angie Merkel?
QCOM is SOOOOOO much fun because while manager and director expect us to constantly work overtime, it has given us plenty of time and incentive to develop our very OWN IoT software and apps to replace Evil HR Ladies. We will license it to QCOM at "special price." Like they do for chips to potential competitors.
Is fun burning your ass with many tasks to do in a short period of time while all other work 3-4 hours a day, copying info from other teams to publish in their weekly report......does this sounds familiar Thom Herman?
work? what work?
I like Angie
All play and no work!! rest and vest motherfvckers!!
Because Q provides free curry meals everyday.
This is nazi propaganda from HR
Because it has employees like you who are sooo funny