Please give me a reason to stay in San Diego :-(
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I didnt know MR was a womanizer. Is he really?
This is a scam - they are working on hiring H1B Shamus while hard working American Shamus are being ditched
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@ Dr. B.S.: MR will be hired in 2016 to replace Shamu, provided certain contract details can be worked out: Shamu works for raw fish and a "harem." MR insists on base salary of $500K yearly to start, plus 5% of net gate receipts. Supplying MR with a harem in a town with as many churches as S.D. is somewhat problematic; but he doesn't need a half-billion dollar tank expansion--although he DOES insist on having his own dressing room. But the one sticking point is the show. MR promises to learn to jump through hoops, claiming: "It can't be any more distasteful than kissing PJ's or SM's asses!" On the other hand, that "eating the raw fish thing" has got to go! MR inisists on dark chocolate artisan truffles shaped like fish, that are flown in daily in a little shop from Switzerland. And his very own Gulfstream jet.
The whale blubber will be harvested and converted to jet fuel to SM can fly to Paris to shoot pheasants and smoke cigars with his mistress.
Headline: MR Replaces Shamu!
Even the orcas are getting layoff in San Diego
The Applebee's in poway is one of many reasons to stay! And all the coastal Starbucks!
Are you a out of work orca ?