Don't forget to send out resumes over the break.
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Aha, the manager 101 troll returns.
I fetch no mans coffee, especially middle management underneath me.
HR will tend to these resumes by promptly shit canning them.
I TAKE THAT LAST COMMENT BACK! IM SO CONFUSED!!! ANYONE NEED ME TO BRING THEM COFFEE? ON MY KNEES READY TO PLEEEZE
I don't think it's a bad idea to send out resumes. HR will attend to it when they return.
THE CHRISTMAS ELVES WILL. DONT BE SUCH A DEBBIE DOWNER. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS BUT FIRST GO GET MY COFFEE TROLL.
And who will receive these resumes?
Most companies who do not have an open request for a position will likely trash your carefully crafted document. And this time of year there is no one in the office to post positions anyway.