Let's just say that I had the pleasure of being asked by someone if they should pack a certain PSG 24+ individual's "Fleshlight" and pictorial reading materials in the box that was mailed home. Pack it I said, the fact that the wife will open it up should be ample payback for the reports I had been receiving from janitorial services about the state of a particular bathroom stall.
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Pictures of the Covington bathroom stall novel please. Post them to Reddit/imgur
Still working on Chapter 2. The bathroom stalls are cleaned often, but that leaves me room to add another chapter. I have a total of 12 chapters to write unless they lay me off first.
Best thread in a long time on here. Thanks OP. What's the status of the novel that's being written in the Covington office's bathroom stalls? I thought it was going to be out in paperback for Christmas. Maybe a delay due to bathrooms being closed for cleaning?
Best thread in a long time on here. Thanks OP. What's the status of the novel that's being written in the Covington office's bathroom stalls? I thought it was going to be out in paperback for Christmas. Maybe a delay due to bathrooms being closed for cleaning?
@ces is deviously clever. I love the way you think.
Now this is by far the best post on here. The funniest part is they mailed them to you! Shit the day before leave the stuff in your dick heads boss or coworkers office. Chances are they get whacked.
My girlfriend has a built-in "Fleshlight" and two fun bags to play with.
Best thread ever.
How about this? For everyone who thinks they may be leaving soon, I suggest leaving a few "Easter eggs" in your cabinet for your former supervisor, CBRES, or HR to find, although the "Fleshlight" would be hard to top! How about a few of Junior's slightly used diapers? A handful of raw shrimp in a paper bag? That would go well in the Covington office! I could go on with a few more ideas, but "decorum prohibits their mention here". Btw, before you leave, be sure to sign up that idiot down the hall to a couple of gay mens magazine subscriptions; one delivered to his office via company incoming mail, and another to his neighbor's house next door at home. Great conversation starters at the next office picnic or backyard barbecue!
Quit complaining...god forbid you should get your hands dirty for once. That being said...it would be nice if our middle and top management had enough to do that they can get along without bringing their masturbatory aids to work.
I saw the writing on the wall for myself during the ROM last year. I figured I was out so I left a few "magical socks", some lube, and a few pictures of my older male coworkers inside my filing cabinet. Sure as shit someone packed that shit up for me and fedexed it to my house.
One of the best posts I have read here so far! Bravo! Can you specify if this was in Houston, or San Ramon?