I'm sitting st my desk eating pringles , drinking a mountain dew while watching my stocks..... HR taps me on the shoulder and tells me to pack up my things. I turn around and tell her to give me 15 minutes because I'd like to surf porn hub one last time. She calls security, they escort me out head first. I'm in the parking lot and decide to leave a massive dump on the BMW next to my car. I head to the bar and grab a beer...coincidentally I bump into a manager from Halliburton....he hires me right there for higher pay. To celebrate my firing and hiring in one day, I get hammered drunk and get a massage and happy ending at a local spa.
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Just make sure whenever you are at the spa, that you ask to see the other girls, and not just the fugly one they try to send you at first. They will try to hold out on you if you let them. Once you come to understand this, then you will be ready to tackle life's obstacles.
Everyone hates a "Grammar Nazi" love the story. LMAO!!
hr lady should help you while you surf porn hub - perhaps give her knee pads and lip balm
That's a good story except for the part where you get hired by HAL (a shitty company). Otherwise, cool story.
Indians will teach you English grammar. Outsource your English letters before you post here, they will correct it for you,
what i did when i left but took my drugs with me had massive blow out followed by my usual monday bender gonna get some more drugs to celebratee you fools getting taken over by halli hahahhahahahah