it's the end of the year, make sure you get those HOC's in so management can get their bonus!
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I doubled my comp package after leaving SLB. Now I have a corvette to, Mr. SLB bootlicking manager. The difference being that I didn't need to stab a dozen people in the back to get mine. But I think for slb managers, putting a knife in someone's back is just one of the many perks of the job.
On behalf of all SLB non managers, I wish you and all other managers in the new year that your driver's licenses be suspended for DUI/DWI and stay in the county jail for at least a year until I find someone whom to bride at SLB to also become a manager. To all of you except the one who I will bribe.
On behalf of all SLB managers I thank you! I will be picking up a new Corvette on Monday with my bonus. Red or black? Not sure yet. Let's hear from other managers on how you will be spending your QHSE bonus. Boats, Vacations, cars? Just curious.
Thank you Slb for laying me off this year. I was able to find a better job with more money.