I started at wholefoods 3 months ago as a dishwasher in one of the NC stores. That's what I do. I start at 7am and my first task is to gather dirty dishes in a tub. Then I bring them to the pit. then I commence to spray off dirty dishes, after which I place in the dishwasher. They come out the other end, clean and ready to be put away! Now you're probably thinking "what's the point" to which I most emphatically agree is a most amusing assumption, for after all you might further inquire "someone this well grammatically accomplished couldn't possibly wittle away the hours and day musing over the state of the dishroom whilst comtemplating the memoirs of long time ago whilst serving in the Military! Aha you say to yourself "of course, there's method to the madness here in which the writer finally brings oneself back to reality and re-engages with the readers inquisitive and yet invasive and curious nature at which point in abruptly severe all relations with whom this invasiveness belongs and shudder to ponder the treachery that awaits such a sailor at vulnerable albeit brief interludes may there be juxtaposition upon which we cease.
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Bajarandas' garbage
Miguel is so overrated... Below average knife...won't season chickens...or clean heavy gear..brakes pallets down disorganized... And he's pricey...all-star?...hell-fucn-no
End car of bullshit!!!! Amen to that!!
Oye!
Bajaranda...sorry dude :)
My dishwasher in socal is the best in the company... Miguel baharanda!... A monster in the pit!..sorry to throw u out there Miguel but u know you're the man ...when they add your category to all star you're going to sweep!
Dishwasher is the best job you can do at WFM. Seriously, who's gonna lay off the dishwasher? You don't have to interact with the cunt-stomers or build a bullshit endcap. You just wash dishes all day. You are the lowest of the low and under the radar.
Amazing! Whilst serving hard time in the "dish hole" I kept my mind alert by playing the "ANdi " trivia....you simply try to guess the average aggregate nutrient density index of the can of slops! The winner gets to pick a treat from the basket of expired waste!
Wow, that whole thing was like three sentences. I understand the words but not the meaning. Chop it up a bit for me, if you would.
You pot wash poets are all the same...lofty words...Aristotelian philosophies... When steritec comes... Where's the test strip...where's the f---ing strip huh? ..no where to be found...the one thing you gotta watch and you blow the coverage... Don't need no shakespeares in the dishroom :(
A dishroom Dante!!!... Very rare indeed
You spelled something wrong.
"Those who come from the sea,shall return to the sea..."
Haha!!!nothing-i'm bored!!!
*yawn, so what does this have to do with lay offs?
knock off the bullshit