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I wish I could f--- who ever made this post in the ass with no rubber. And just in case you are wondering I am posting this from my work workstation. I dare you to do something!!
lalala...using my work pc to post...find me if you can
Mine is on booloo.com!
Awesome gesture, previous poster and apparent EDMC colleague ... then I don't even have to change my homepage from PornHub.com... thanks again and see you Monday.
This is the greatest website and thread in history. I am laughing at the previous few posts and I have to truly say they have made my day. I am doing so on my personal phone, FYI, to any HR spies out there... Alas, can I still use my EDMC computer to access monster.com to get a job out of this terrible place?
I will wait for a response from HR< since they regularly check this website, apparently...
I'm waiting... waiting... waiting...
What?!?!?!?! I'm going to have to call myself out on this one on account of ignorance... I thought pleasuring oneself up to and through the point of orgasm was allowed at all EDMC campuses.... wait... is that only true if you are firing inside of someone who is not your wife, potentially some blonde in Career Services or some reject after the Christmas bash, like our boy PC?
Is it okay that I usually used one of the diplomas EDMC distributes to wipe myself off or was that out of line as well? Again... I have to plead ignorance...
HR can scan this site like a bunch of hawks, but they cannot but no beating off in the policy manual... talk about having priorities straight...
Can someone from HR please clarify this issue?
Thank you.
PC! PC! PC!
EDMC IS GOING DOWN!
Like many of its female employees have done on PC!
PC! PC! PC!
PC is scum, EDMC is scum.
No one from HR at EDMC will ever get another job ever again.
How hilarious and appropriate!!!
This is literally like watching the Titanic sink.
I think I'm gonna set everyone's home page to this site for Mondays fun!
Bathroom jerk sessions are only allowed at AIO
Getting your rocks off in the bathroom is a fireable offense, unless PC gets to witness it.
... but you are on this site during company time... you better watch it, you wretched c u n t. Is it okay to watch porn on company time still? I did not know that was frowned upon... my bad. Masturbation in the bathroom stalls is still fair game though, right?
Glad I have a cell phone to do this. Hahaha, douche.
I'm gonna start looking under the bathroom stalls if you guys don't cut it out!
Which HR c*nt posted this one you think? SJ?
Now we have Jar Jar Binks commenting! You guys are great!
I ain't be finished high school yet
No he used his GED to land a job in recruiting
Hey Fk10ehG-1kcz, it's "none the less" not "non the less". Did you graduate from AUO to be that much of a moron?
Okay EDMC puppet! Yes mam/sir!
You are probably a SAR that they swindled into posting this to help assimilate you into the cult of blind following and abysmal morals.
Just add that to the list of things we can get fired for, including not hitting our goals aka not sitting enough students. Maybe YOU should spend less time on a website and go support your team!
They all suck. Every single one is a lying cheating scum sucker! Figure it out stupid.... oh that's right... you work here too!
Same thing here...I'm new and would like to be aware of the best and worst leaders at AUO.
No one who works here cares about what happens to the company. We are all just coasting and killing time.
Love this site. Getting informed of the nonsense before I become a statistic. Non the less... surfing it at work right now!
Lick my left nut sack
Get over it, PC
Who cares. We all know that this crap hole is going down.
I love spankin's! Discipline me!
Tomorrow I'm watching this site all day on MY phone and ain't nothing you can do about it!
This is America EDMC... Kiss off!
Pretty sure website are asynchronous so this is sorta silly ....
Hahaha! Then bust all the loser teachers who are doing their online classes while "teaching" on campus. Management never had a clue!!!
Fact: EDMC has blocked access to certain websites for at least a decade.
I am using my personal phone, am I OK?