Breaking news:
To save the Company and generate cash, Ryan lance Has started a campaign to start a new business within ConocoPhillips.
Officially he is lobbing to convert ConocoPhillips into a Whorehouse. Please do not judge, we only need your support.
Already several supervisors and managers have expressed their interest, however we still need more to join. Looking forward to your contribution.
Great Idea- you have a product, sell it for a profit and still have the product to sell again. Win - Win
It really does work! They have been running a pilot project in EF with good results.
Not surprised. Everyone who was average to below average in the looks department got laid off. The better looking employees all stayed behind. They have looks but don't know how to run the company. Ryan is adapting to this changing environment and are using their most valuable asset which isn't running an oil company. The whorehouse idea is the perfect fit to those still at COP. TRUTH.
I know if a sup that would be interested in performing the job requirements expected by this new business plan. She thinks very highly of her self which I'm absolutely sure she would be a great performer!!! Ranking as a 1.
Disgrace... Ohh wait is this to generate cash? Excellent idea, I'm proud to be a CoP.