Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Positions Affected

  • Facilities Engineer

  • Financial Analyst

  • Process Engineer

  • Engineer

  • Petroleum Engineer

  • Reservoir Engineer

  • Cashier

  • IT Professional

  • Business Analyst

  • IT Business Analyst

  • Accounting Analyst

  • Engineering

  • Engineering Intern

  • Customer Service Representative

  • Drilling Engineer

  • Finance

  • Marketing

  • IT Analyst

  • Research Scientist

  • IT

  • Analyst

  • Mechanical Engineer

  • Earth Scientist

  • Earth Science

  • Finance Development Program

  • Process Engineer Intern

  • Finance MBA Development Program

  • Third Assistant Engineer

  • Geophysicist

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Post ID: @OP+G2q7xrt

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I hope to keep my position by showing more moose knuckle

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Post ID: @4ppq+G2q7xrt

Disagree with jfq. I worked at Shell before coming to Chevron. The "nerd herd" is far greater within Shell, it was almost like a movie set. I found the Chevron employees to be more well-rounded, more social.

I'm just here for the camel toe.

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Post ID: @2lai+G2q7xrt

@G2q7xrt-1hcp, thanks for posting as Bob Marley letting us know what an anti-capitalist, anti-corporation, anti-work hard for a living, liberal parasite douche-bag that you are!!

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Post ID: @2anq+G2q7xrt

Chevron and workout is an oxymoron. The biggest nerd herd in corporate America. We of mind and body.

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Post ID: @1jfq+G2q7xrt

The Finance MBA program graduates or those in the program right now?

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Post ID: @1gfd+G2q7xrt

-bpb. You have more job hopefuls them many of the engineers and managers make $250k +. You are used to less pay and Treasures is always hiring. I am sure you will land in a fine pair is high heel platform shoes.

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Post ID: @1ipd+G2q7xrt

The entire program isn't being cut but people in the program are not protected. I know several who are in scope.

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Post ID: @1plz+G2q7xrt

Finance MBA Development Program ???

I am surprised they would be cutting these kind of programs

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Post ID: @zmj+G2q7xrt

I am 5'-5", 132 lbs, not an oz. of fat, blonde and always wear my spandex tight enough to proudly display my sexy camel toe, particularly when upper management "cums" into the gym. Some of them are cute guys, anywho so it doesn't bother me one bit. After all, I put more work into my rack, abs and buttocks than anything else in my life, I'm proud of it and deserve what I worked hard for!

In case anyone is wondering, or even cares, I'm not in scope. Not even close to it and if I was I have job offers every day. No worries!!!

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Post ID: @bpb+G2q7xrt

Shit! Even the cashiers are in scope. Damn, need to polish up that resume. Hope Burger King is still hiring!

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Post ID: @yff+G2q7xrt

Certified Personal Trainers and Group Exercise Instructors get to wear spandex and show camel toe all day long at work.

Just wish we would adopt that dress attire for all of our professional who work in the office.

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Post ID: @cvc+G2q7xrt
  • Prima Donna
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Post ID: @fhr+G2q7xrt

They aren't "stretch break girls," they are Certified Personal Trainers and Group Exercise Instructors who lead those breaks. You would know that if you ever made it down to the gym.

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Post ID: @syd+G2q7xrt

What's a "Third Assistant Engineer"? You wouldn't even need the First one! Yeah and those fit break girls were awesome (mostly)

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Post ID: @oqt+G2q7xrt

• Stretch Break Girls

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Post ID: @ksn+G2q7xrt

You forgot one

• Stretch Break Girls

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Post ID: @irt+G2q7xrt

Kama Sutra specialists

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Post ID: @ixg+G2q7xrt

The more useless coment so far in this forum

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