Layed off today from the little York office. Went to the closest bar and got into a fist fight within the first 15 minutes. Only had downed 2 shots of Mr. Jim Beam before I started bullying this clown next to.me....he got up and we tussled for a few minutes. My eye is still swollen.....Needless to say, I was escorted out, headfirst. Told my wife about the layoff and the bar brawl and she left to stay the night at her sisters place. She wanted nothing to do with me...don't blame her. Anyhow, chatted up this one younger hottie at apple bees and took her home (wife gone for the night). Put on some Bob Segar tunes and rolled around on the couch for hours. Worst day of my life except for the little hottie and Mr. Segar. Will probably take a break for a while before getting back into the job market. Peace y'all.
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Yes it's b.s. because WLY has been closed for a couple of months.
Your wife wasn't at her sister house.
Had to get it one last time now to you don't got a job
you sound like a real loser. Even if this is fake, you're still a loser.
Doesnt balance...
After you pay the prostitute...thats spending when you dont have a job..
Negative spending, already in the red fred.
Laid* not "layed"
Reason why they laid you off, maybe.
Paycheck one day.....
Zero paycheck the next day...
How the hell does that balance out?
I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000 Alex
Life dealt him lemons and he made some tasy lemonade.....
You deserve the lay off, jerk.
Some bullshit!
Sorry to hear
But you know life goes on
Nothing worry. We will get it even more better
The market will be back soon
Just relax and enjoy life for a while Man!!!
@-sli
Believe it or less than, that's my younger brother who works over at Hal. We both got laid off on the same day and both our wives left us. Eery coincidence.
And you got laid off from Halliburton he same day with the same story? So, is that two "hotties" that came home with you, or are you having hallucinations again? 😜
Yeah right.