Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Masochism

Are you an engineer feeling bored, dissatisfied with your life?

Everyday crap is just a cliche for you?

Here's ur solution: JOIN QUALCOM

1) You'll be so underpaid groceries might become a problem. New concern for you, check price tags like u were in college. No more getting bored following your wife like a ghost.

2) Sit on your butt send status to your lead. The sheer annoyance will pump ur system with adrenaline

3) First few perf reviews will feel like u might get a reward. Some excitement there. Then you'll just be mad to deal with that crap without any return on the invested time. More annoyance, more adrenaline boost.

4) Everyday the company's stock may crash 10%+ with a very high probability and will definitely crash at least 15% every quarterly earnings call. Watch yahoo/google finance and feel the adrenaline.

5) Get stuck with crap no-good benefits. Especially the health insurance is the bomb.

6) WhyWait???

Me: I had my fun ride and went on to get a boring job where I don't get a lot of adrenaline anymore. Trying to get that with cardio exercises instead.

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