I'm the OP-
I'm an expat sitting in the hotel by myself waiting to be able to grab a flight home, I've called my wife and expressed my grief, and broke down. Like you I never left, even when I got the calls and offers. I always asked myself if the grass was truly greener on the other side. So yes I'm going to take the severance, and laugh while I get paid $600 a week to back to school. My state will try to recuperate the money from Chevron, and in the end, I'll be better off then I am now....
everyone I know still left Is asking "not if, but when". If you're borrowing 2 billion a quarter, something is screwed up!