Has anyone actually sent a video in for this competition? The grand prize a hat signed by Clay seriously. Wow I really want one. I'm going to rope my friends and family into making a video and send it in. What sort of twat would do that?
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Elroy is an anal ho! Just like his mom & dad.
Elroy's next job is going to be head dildo tester for Adam & Eve. His first job for them is to test the Double Anal Invader with Kung Foo Grip. It uses 16 D batteries, it has automatic lube injectors. Not that Elroy will need that, he's like screwing a 5 gallon bucket of minnows!
Elroy has the latest Ron Jeremy special edition signature series anal intruder. With custom tickelers. Raised white lettering. One of a kind flame paint job. Fuel injected turbo with flux capacitor. Double headed with rack and pinion steering. High viscosity lubrication. Super alloy exterior for high temperatures. And safety glasses with safety boots for controlled traction. All thru email for the discreet.
Everyone knows Elroy likes the fist! Mister Fister he's so stretched he has to use a cork to keep his guts from falling out!
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Think Eloy would like to meat up wit you boys.
I'd keep my hands away from both of your old lady's twats! Double fist them, shouldn't be hard, but wear painted gloves! Safety first!
Your wife must be a real sl--, so is mine. We should let them hook up. I see triple penetration.
I won one with bukakee after DP. Not just safety first. Safety always.
I sent 1 in about fisting safety,