As I sit and wait for my last day to finally arrive, I roll my eyes when I read the Yammer posts to Sean from the Kool Aid drinkers and suck-ups.
In a few months, when there are only a few people left that know how to work with the systems, this article should get quoted around the "really cool & modern workstations."
http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article/how-layoffs-cost-companies/