Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Well I guess the CBRES inclement weather person was let go

Major street flooding and no announcement as of yet. I guess we'll just have to fall back on common sense now that mother is not there to coddle us anymore. I had better try and make it to the store before the Millenials clear out all the pop tarts and PBR.

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I think the guy who posts "No woman, No prospects, No Job, etc. etc." over and over again is lost and thinks he's on that thread where the guy posts the same thing over and over. Leave him alone. He probably lost his job too in the last cut.

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Post ID: @1tdl+GYve25S

Oh, It's the "No woman, No prospects, No Job" guy again? Find yourself a woman and a life already, @GYve25S-nkg and STFU about it. That's all you do is whine about it at everyone on this site.

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Post ID: @1cgm+GYve25S

@-nkg, That's funny. You do realize that is a common expression, don't you? First time using the internet?

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Post ID: @1qvl+GYve25S

Kid ROTFLMAO is back, folks. This idiot has No woman, No prospects, No Job, No future. Lol !!!

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Post ID: @nkg+GYve25S

LOL at @-hln Cracking up - made my day. Yea, I have a B.S. in B.S. That's the beauty of an anonymous post on an internet forum. It's like the Army - You can be Anything you want to be.

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Post ID: @wfc+GYve25S

ROTFLMAO!!! at @GYve25S-rbr "I have a masters degree in finance" Keep 'em coming girls!!! This is 24-7 not-stop entertainment!!!

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Post ID: @hln+GYve25S

@nsh, I have a Masters degree in Finance, but if you are still a CVX employee, you will be soon taking an on-the-job Finance lesson if Chevron doesn't get their house in order soon enough. Why is it you think they are burning through asset sales and personnel at this pace? You know the answer and a good part of it is exacerbated by the Damn Dividend. Enjoy the increase in CVX stock price for a little longer, but be holding any when the divi is lowered. It's going to be going down 10-15% minimum.

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Post ID: @rbr+GYve25S

Dang, CVX finally ran out of Bad Weather Safety Moments.

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Post ID: @rva+GYve25S

You guys who talk about the dividend controlling your fate on this site don't have a clue. Take a finance course, anything would help. Please.

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Post ID: @nsh+GYve25S

@jdx, just wait for more asset sale announcements to come along with deepening layoff head counts. Everything to continue paying the Damn Dividend. Sadly, Chevron will have to give in one day after half the workforce is gone and admit they must reduce it. You'll see.

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Post ID: @ecw+GYve25S

You got a point there. My wife used to joke about CVX alerts preceeding even the school district announcements in the past. But nothing today. It could also be that they don't have the money to pay all staff an extra day off. See the news today CVX put its Myanmar assets up for sale just a few days after we saw the announcements on the Asian Geothermal assets for sale.

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Post ID: @jdx+GYve25S

Hopefully those that caught the park and ride will be able to navigate home if Metro does not restart their bus routes. I'm sure Uber will be happy to take you home in surge pricing mode.

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Post ID: @lag+GYve25S

Now's the opportunity to re-deploy Bigfoot . . . on Allen Parkway.

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Post ID: @wpr+GYve25S

I hope they eliminated the CBRES inclement weather person's position. In the last 7 years that I remember it had rained severely, I always arrived at the office minutes before the notification to stay home was issued. What a waste of resources for Chevron. This position was one of several "hold-my-hand" liberal programs the company needs to rid themselves of.

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Post ID: @eds+GYve25S

What are you talking about? All employees are fully expected to be at work today! Now is the time to show your dedication to the company!

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Post ID: @pse+GYve25S

Butthurt Alert!!

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Post ID: @zqp+GYve25S

I'm seeing some flooding in my neighborhood. Mother, should I build a wall?

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Post ID: @zab+GYve25S

I am cracking up! Made my day!

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