I'll start with SJP - Houston
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obviously the toilets on the bottom floor near the gym. PEACE and Quiet and nobody bothers you down there.
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toilets near the bakken conference room. the only people that bother you are the Luby's workers who know this spot is the place to be to take a nice, glorious dump.
worst spots:
3rd and 4th floors: my god, who knew accountants and auditors who capable of such horrific shits?