Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Cox Coverup

The Cox Project is a coverup for a real project, Project Procyon, that Chevron has been working on involving Interstellar Travel. They have built new facilities on the gulf coast, Covington, and Australia that when triangulated will allow teams of Chevron Employees to travel to distant worlds and bring back diamonds! Soon Chevron's cash flow issues will be solved and the dividend will be quadrupled. This will show up in the stock market today.

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Post ID: @OP+Gd1VlLL

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FZV you are clearly a rocket scientist and must be working on Project Procyon. You answer is the equivalent of "which way did he go?" With your answer being either left, right, back, front or possibly up or down!

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Post ID: @1crl+Gd1VlLL

One big thing to think about is Chevron will no longer offer Lump Sum Pensions. you will get an Annuity every month. and Chevron will keep your millions and be making more money off of it. Then when you die the checks stop and Chevron keeps it all. it is coming next year!

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Post ID: @1yhm+Gd1VlLL

I thought I was pretty clever. Maybe I was wrong,... maybe I'm not so clever. But, no,... just re-read fzv's post, and noticed the first sentence,... "these 3 posts are from the same person or 3 different people". So,... now, I think I'm pretty clever, again. At least,... compared to fzv.

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Post ID: @ijq+Gd1VlLL

I'm thinking if these 3 posts are from the same person or 3 different people, you should fear for your job because anyone as crass and vile as you don't slip through the cracks forever. You aren't as smart, clever or transparent as you think you are. Then again maybe you are just bitter because 1) they never hired you or 2) they realized you were tainted and got rid of you. If you are employed by Chevron and have such bitterness and disdain for them, leave and go find what you think you deserve, see far you get.

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Post ID: @fzv+Gd1VlLL

Does "flying up each other's a--holes" qualify as "interstellar" travel? If so,... mission accomplished.

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Post ID: @nai+Gd1VlLL

Big foot was supposed to be one corner, so another failed MCP

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