It felt good and smelled nice.
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The maker of the month dick turd must eat lots of fiber. That's the only way to hold something that large and long together. Likely followed by some greasy food that then lubricated the chute for launch! Lord knows the grunts and groans that preceded this delivery.
I too have seen the great whale of a turd, it had the girth of a ham, and consistency of clay. It easily could be over 5 lbs. I will take a photo next time. It was from that enormous CBRES manager. It was in the 1400 Smith building, let go after a big breakfast
8dyb- What a nightmare. I hope you make a BBS report.
That explains it. -6ape is correct. One time I went in for my constitutional at 1600 Smith, I went to sit down on the throne and the seat had been completely broken loose and slid right out from under my skinny butt. I then had no where to go but down. Much to my dismay, I landed right in the drink, sharing the just abused bowl with Moby Dick!!! I did not know what this inordinately enormous floating stinking petulant human excrement was until I read this thread. It is true!!! This thing was at least as wide as the bowl and twice as long, doubled over. The aroma was pungent and wretched. It took weeks for me to get the stench off of me and I had to throw out the clothes I wore. I haven't used a company restroom since that day, I believe I have been scarred for life.
An obese Chvronite crapped on the floor in 1500 Louisiana. It was the trader's floor. That is a bi-product of hiring and promoting family members. Fat slobs tend to hire fatties so the culture of huge people and industrial strength toilets is the norm at Chevron.
Take a picture of Tracy Pearson
This is great material for Howard Stern. In 1600 Smith, a fat hog of a woman (a manager) leaves a stinking Moby Dick in the toilet at least once a week. The women in the office only whisper about the subject out of fear for their jobs.
Take a picture or it didn't happen
OP you don't know what a real crap is. I ate deviled eggs, some cabbage from a St Paddy day parade and finished it off with plenty of beer. This am I had to take a crap and it came out with a vengance. First came the gas followed by a sh-- that had people gagging and running for the door. I waited a few minutes before I left so no one would know it was me. Now that's a sh--!!
Yes, and that's what you will look like getting flushed down the toilet like a piece of rotten dead wood!
Another jackals constantly needing to be t epicenter of attention. How mature
No corn nuggets but there was a chocolate turtle....
Any corn nuggets. Too far?
Dumpmaster,
I don't think we have talked enough about the lump sum pension going away (or not), what are your thoughts?
Mr Hanky
Came out pretty well. Left some dark moist residue on my anus though...
What next, fart jokes? 😉
It wasn't long ago someone was praising chevron for the quality posts. LOL. nice job. Everything come out ok?