Thread regarding Weatherford International Ltd. layoffs

This should make everything better lol

Dr. Mario Ruscev Joins Weatherford International

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/dr-mario-ruscev-joins-weatherford-113000124.html

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Now we know why 6000 more were cut and everyone else took pay cut!

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Urban dictionary defines PhD as follows:

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit

M.S. = more sh--

Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.

Others may include Post Hole Digger and Pretty Huge Dick.

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Post ID: @2wmk+GwNfe3z

I guess Dr. Kervorkian is no longer available

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I wonder what his salary is, if he received a sign on bonus.

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Post ID: @1vqs+GwNfe3z

They need a proctologist to get Duroc-Danner's head out of his ass.

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Dr. Ruscev is a Director of the Global Carbon Capture and Storage Institute and holds a Doctorate in Nuclear Physics from Université Pierre et Marie Curie in Paris and a PhD in Nuclear Physics from Yale University.

I'm not up to date on all the degrees but isn't a Doctorate and a PhD the same?

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Post ID: @1xzu+GwNfe3z

Well he is a Dr. ... Wrong kind though, but the isn't that what WFT does?

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Post ID: @1dfk+GwNfe3z

A PHD in nuclear physics, maybe he can find the radioactive sources in Iraq.

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