Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

I think I'm going to have a coworker leave an HP oscilloscope next to the staircase, so that I accidentally trip over it and fall down stairs...

Then I'll go on disability... You think it will work?

by Anonymous
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BAD IDEA. Use a Tektronics scope. Very sturdy.

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@ggc... even better...my wife and kids become instantly rich...

by Anonymous
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What if you break your neck and die?

by Anonymous
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Or drink to excess and go on mloa to go to rehab

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Oh. If I get laidoff, then intel pays me for a few months for not working, and then I get unemployment, courtesy of the taxpayers. Either way, I'm gonna leech...

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Stop leeching and earn your salary.

Goddamn parasites.

I hope you're laid-off next.

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