Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

"SMITHERS!" shouted Mr. "BK" Burns. "Who are those idiots challenging their ISP?"

"I'm not sure sir" replied Waylon "Murthy" Smithers "I know some are drones from sector 7G that were working on our new cell phone processors and feel the debacle is your fault." "BK" Burns glared at Smithers, shouting "What?! Since when am I responsible for losing billions of dollars on failed projects?"

"Well, Sir," replied Smithers, "Forbes says that firing all these people is from your failure to lead."

"RUBBISH!" yelled "BK" Burns. Burns rubbed his hands together with glee, the dry skin rasping like the shattering of so many scrapped wafers containing Broxton and SoFIA chips. "Smithers," chortled Burns, "you tell those idiots in HR to deny every ISP challenge or they're all next to go!"

"Yes, Mr. Burns."

"And Smithers....."

"Yes, Mr. Burns?"

BK uttered the phrase Smithers had been waiting for weeks to hear "....release the hounds!"

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There's lots to be said for getting in bar fights. And crying!

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Post ID: @3odb+HJ2FASv

Exactly. Beats crying, getting into bar fights or going postal!

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Post ID: @yth+HJ2FASv

At least you're using humour to help with the stress.

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Post ID: @bzs+HJ2FASv

I'm the OP for these Simpson's caricatures of "BK" Burns. I have decades at Intel and rejected the VSP, and am having a little fun while I wait for the other shoe to drop. Please have fun with these and start posting your own, I only have so much time and imagination for these things.

I love the Simpsons. And I hate our CEO. And I don't think its coincidental that Andy Grove had to be dead before BK had the balls to start shafting the good employees of Intel in such massive quantities.

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