You are a low performer according to BK and do not deserve any perks.
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drink the crappy coffee and rotten fruit like all the other piggies.
When pathetic company Intel wants to lure people to work at Intel, they boast about their HUGE, HEALTHY lame cafeteria as if it were a Google cafe.
Google cafe has variety of good international foods and free to employees. There are also so many other company outside Intel that provide proper bottles wide variety of bottled drinks etc.
In comparison coffee and fruit, and bleach smelling water with flavors to disguise it being unfiltered. I take my own filtered water from home to office.
Hey OP. .!..
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"SMITHERS!" shouted Mr. "BK" Burns. "Why is the fruit running low?"
"The people that didn't accept VSP or ERP couldn't eat for weeks due to the stress" said Waylon "Murthy" Smithers "and I think they are making up for it."
Mr. "BK" Burns glared at Smithers, shouting "What?!" As "BK" Burns rubbed his hands together with glee, the dry skin rasping like so many unemployment checks in the mail, he uttered the phrase "Murthy" Smithers had known was coming. "Smithers" he said with an evil leer, "release the hounds."
OP: Are you bored? Don't have anything better to do with your time?
The coffee sucks and who cares about the fruit
What a crock of sh-- this is.