Very sorry to hear about the good folks at BM. It sucks but if you can't hang with the big dogs you gotta get off the porch. The AIOP ship sunk and AUOP hit the same iceberg and is taking on water fast. The good news is that the SUO PGH ship is sailing high on the mighty seas. With amazing leadership in place the SS Frizzy Robes can't be stopped, especially with the Hamburgler being the one who's actually steering the wheel. The first mates are led by Vin Doeselnin and Paulie Walnutz. oops, I mean Cumstar. The ship is in perfect control with Marco running muster drills to make sure all those 40K new hires know how to fill the 100K seats come 6/23. Yep. 6/23 is when the vets get tossed overboard. Bank on that.
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Katie can get the D!!! She was a hottie before the weight lost she just didn't know it
Find out what at 2?!
My AM just said she has a meeting with The Hamburgler at 2. So I guess we will find out then
If young metro don't trust you..
Chambers will go no where. That arrogant no good f--- makes them to much money
What vets will stay and what vets will get let go??
But it's not booming...
He can grin all he wants. I'm not going to grin, I'm going to laugh my assoff when they dump him and his big ass85K salary next week with everyone else here that's overpaid.
What? Now he's banging his AC? How does that old assdipshit do it? His AC, still doing LG on the reg, the girl in career services, the orientation girl, DS and his boss? I f---ing hate that dude but he's doing something right. I guess that explains the grin
This is silly nonsense. There's been like 4 apps on the floor all week. SUO is on the same ship. The government is trying to smoke us out w all of these disclosures and FYSK and who know what else. And f--- Marco. Little pot belly cunt.
Wow I heard the same thing about his AC Katie. Lol this place is crazy. Paul is pitiful. He has the same stupid grin everyday. How and why is he still here?
sh--s wild as f---. Whole city going crazy.
This is the best post I've ever seen. Marco running muster drills is so accurate! Thanks for making my day.
Who are these characters?
Marco running muster drills, that's funny sh--. I could totally see that on a real cruise ship. One problem with the cruise ship scenario though. Paulie Walnutz is allow ups be neglecting his duties on board to bang all the entertainment staff dancers. When he's not busy being Aprils slave bitch he's busy banging his AC. Yep, he put another notch on his laptop