Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

I just applied to be a Verizon engineering associate. I submitted my resume along with UTP transfer papers.

Although I only have a HS degree, I have been a splicer, Gallo and fiber tech. I was told I had to take a test for an engineering position. I said no problem, they sent me the paperwork to study for it. It basically was that art test you see on the back of a matchbook. You know the one, can you draw this parrot or rabbit. So I tried drawing the rabbit and it came out pretty good, so good, I was asked if I wanted to pursue a management position in Engineering? Go figure? I said sure, they said I would have to take a test, I think it a mgrend12 bell lab test. Again, I had to draw a few drop line to house drawings, and a few questions like, where would I place a Xbox near a school, etc..last section I had to draw a horse and a cowboy...I think I nailed it!...

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Congrats on passing, I became an Engineer three years ago, I drew the cowboy and horse picture perfect as well. My parents and wife are so proud that I'm an engineer.. To think my brother in law is an engineer, he went to MIT and Columbia, he has a masters degree in Engineering. He doesn't make as much as I do, as a union "engineer" and I hate when I see him because he tends to ask questions about real engineering and I always deflect them. If he knew I took a test, drew a horse to get my engineering title with just a HS degree, he would freak out..lol

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Post ID: @1vqu+HPkcXC0

OP was funny, @lah was not.

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Post ID: @1mct+HPkcXC0

Get your management and union terminology straight before posting...numbnuts

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Post ID: @1tdx+HPkcXC0

EA doesn't mean eng assoc

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Post ID: @1jnu+HPkcXC0

lol. What year did you take this test? VZ wouldn't place a new cross connect box at gunpoint.

Dumbass

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Post ID: @1rlf+HPkcXC0

LOL I needed a good laugh! Thanks!

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Post ID: @jua+HPkcXC0

I just applied to be a troll on the internet. First I had to interview. The interview was one question:

"After you defecate, do you wipe with your left hand or your right?"

"Whatta you mean, 'wipe'?" I asked. "Wipe what?"

I was hired on the spot.

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