Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Engineer, Priest and Doctor Go Golfing

After only a few rounds, they get caught behind the worst group of golfers they've ever seen.

After growing impatient from waiting for them to finish their holes, they go into the clubhouse to complain.

"Let me explain," says the manager. "You see, those men all used to be firefighters, some of the best our city has ever seen. There was a fire here at the clubhouse about five years ago.

Those heroic men saved our clubhouse from the fire. However, most unfortunately, they all lost their sight in the terrible fire. Since then, they are welcome to use our facilities for life; it's the very least we could do."

The priest, looks forlorn and says, "I'm so sorry to hear it! I will hold a prayer service this Sunday dedicated to these men."

The doctor says, "what an awful thing! I know a highly-regarded optometrist who has done some research that might be able to help them, I'll arrange for them to meet as soon as I can!"

The engineer thinks for a moment and says, "why can't they golf at night?"

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Lol! Perfect allegory! We're Intel - gotta problem? We can solve it!

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Post ID: @1wub+HTv1c8f

300M blind golfer initiative

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Post ID: @lat+HTv1c8f

Obviously doesn't work at Intel

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Post ID: @cjk+HTv1c8f

@yfr +1 - love it

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Post ID: @kep+HTv1c8f

Love it! There is an easy solution but you have to completey remove the human element.

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