We are so safe now due to the performance of our excellent safety team. The numbers look fantastic, go Weatherford!!!
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"Finger banging"
Phrasing! Are we not doing "phrasing" any more?
Normally I'd report things like zipping my dic---ad up in my pants after a piss, but not anymore. When you fire people for reporting incidents that's a game changer. If I zipped my foreskin off I wouldn't report it at this point. Don't laugh, I know people who this has personally happened too.
I know people who wouldn't report finger banging or slips. The fact of the matter is I'd like to just have Friday off and go get a few beers and some popcorn and watch women's lingere football. However that probably won't happen, no reason it couldn't happen it just probably won't. Same thing like asking to borrow Bernard's jag, I want to ask him for the keys you know, but I think I'd freeze up.
When I saw safety cunt I clicked on here thinking they finally invented a disease free vag without teeth and stuff, maybe like a Bruce Jenner set up, artificial but like perfectly engineered. Shouldn't get people's hopes up like that. Guess we can't even manufacture one of those right. Oh well I might just call in sick tomorrow and lay around all day.
No workers are left, and the ones that are left are being told that an accident will cost them their job. They are too scared to report anything. Fear has control of safety numbers.
That's because no one is working.
Oh god. Nobody cares.