If the rest of you follow us we will go far together.
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See inpections got there over time back how much do they need o by the way happy Kim's got a new lip the hours that prick puts in mind u he can buy a seat o lips now to go round vodka noses dick now
That monkey sim sitting on his assagain he's good at that sad we prick he's cr bum boy
Finishing are fed up standing around doing f--- all all day. They are going to sit and do f--- all instead.
Management have made a decision. There will be no overtime for anyone this weekend or next week. That decision will be rescinded on Tuesday.
His lips that big after sucking vodka nose bellend that's why he get all the overtime
Sports news - following the doping scandal involving Russian athletes at the 2014 winter Olympics having their urine samples switched from one lab to another to allow positive samples to go untested, the Russian Athletics Federation have strongly denied that they learned the trick from an Aberdonian known as Vodka nose.
Breaking news - after several near misses Happy Jim has apparently submitted an SOS after tripping over his own lip.
Meanwhile, under job vacancies BoD are looking for a playground supervisor to stop the childish squabbling and bickering in the Inspection Dept. Vodka nose need not apply.
Finally squeezed the p--p out.
Breaking news - Vodka Nose found the quarter bottle it was returned filled with piss and a few female crusty pubes, suspicion falls on Betty.
Anyone remember when Murray T left BOD to take over as Manager at that other company, that worked out well and BOD then hired him as supervisor hmmmm seems as though the Mason's old black ball is still alive with us here at BOD.
Questions being asked about how wee burny managed to poke that big bird in QA, can someone check the stores to see if a step ladder went missing.
Ugly Betty was smelling lovely the other day, then I noticed I was dreaming and my dug had its asson my nose.
Nice to see you all looking jovial this morning when I walked through, you guys in Longbay look as though you been sniffing the old poppers again, time to send in the drug squad, or maybe I just forgot that your all Mongols and should have been first oot the door.
Scotty too hotty QA Specialist waste of fresh air Paterson just confirmed the other day we're all f---ing useless and without him BOD would be f---ed. Scotty please don't sniff anymore coke before talking to me.
Ryan Wilson is going places you know I can tell, from Mongol to Manager in 1 year, hope for Longbay yet.
Roll on Night shift so I don't need to work
F--- me I wish I could sleep on shift and watch tv don't get a bloody chance when there are mangers going about
Do u think we care yes don't think so u make ur own rules up as u go a long it a joke
The corporate conference call for all managers Monday morning was a warning that big changes are coming and no one will like them!
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤 on the nightshift love it go home fresh every morning.
Absolutely shocking comments on here it's about time you all go and grow up. Go on about MT & MB most of you lazy c@@ts want to take a good look at what you get away with work on backshift watch tv work on nightshift and go for a sleep for a few hours. It's time to clamp down on you lot
There all the inspector the rejected once that bakers don't won't and no one else will employe
Obvious you dinnae work at BoD.
Ye ken Vodka nose, the fourth horsemen. Disnae ken fit is ging on most o the time and disnae care the rest of the time. Refers onything and everyone tae happy Jim.
I hurry up canny wait vodka nose name him the others are wee Matt
Why do u need the cleaner do it ur self
Murray Tennant Is the best boss ever, lets me sit on his knee and watch his favorite episodes of Mark I'll fix for me.
Happy Jim no happy though coz he got thrown out the hoppy at weekend for throwing a chair at some ladyboy.
Vodka nose is putting up a reward for the return of his quarter bottle that he lost under Dave Bs desk.
Glasgow mafia is giving out driving lessons in the mains car park at closing time the night.
I'll keep up the news reel once I've fingered this p--p out, can someone call a cleaner to trap 2 please.
Come work inspection it's good for you happy Jim will have he's so great we all think so just in case he has no balls mr reject what wonderful site all ways speak a load o sh--e
I think the shorter version would be more apt:
This is my micrometer, this is my gun,
this is for measuring, this is for fun.
This is my micrometer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My micrometer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My micrometer, without me, is useless. Without my micrometer, I am useless. I must verify my micrometer true. I must measure more accurately than any colleague who is trying to better me. I must criticise him before he criticises me. I will... My micrometer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its spindle and its ratchet. I will keep my micrometer clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before Coco I swear this creed. My micrometer and myself are the defenders of our quality department. We are the masters of our sister plants. We are the saviors of my job. So be it, until victory is Bridge of Don over all other plants. The Inspectors creed.
Baker Hughes is anamgam and people do no it
Integrity is an anagram of nite grity. Not a lot of people know that.
Hurry up and close the place then u will see all them crying like kids
Come visit BoD. We'll show you how we roll !!!!!
Bet u do special Jimmy hill thick as f..k in the neck o buck fast bottle
Ooo Rah !!!! Go BoD !!!!!
Team hug anyone? High fives all round ?
Haha bloody joke inspection get ur money for bugger all and we have plenty racking help ur self
Nee integrity at the bod
U guys have any used pallet racks?
Indeed. Will follow you to hell and back. Lead on captain. My captain. My king.
Read this if you have any doubts. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/north-east/920757/poetry/