Haha it was about time any way good joke
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Want to hear a joke just got fired from baker for stealing time 11 minutes!!!
Very good for a half wit good joke pissing my self
Dear @HtTGmUP-okb,
I don't get it. How is that supposed to be funny?
Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you‘re drunk"
Husband says "thats not true....... sometimes i want a stinky curry" ............
Rangers
You only live once! So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet each day seeking validation from complete strangers to compensate your own insecurities, or failing that disrupt other people's discussions just to satisfy your deep seated sadistic nature.
Why are Indian uncles like hot curries?
Bad ones will hurt your butt hole.
Remember the joke Martin's former secretary sent out company-wide by mistake around 2 years ago? Something about slapping the sh-- out of Obama on a train...
Murray Tennant
My friend once went to a titty bar in Abu Dhabi and got thrown out after saying: "Show us your face".
Q: What is the difference between a Protestant woman and a Muslim woman?
A: Protestant woman get stoned before they commit adultery.
Q: What do all Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.