Thread regarding Weatherford International Ltd. layoffs

First person to teach Bernard how to reverse park that POS Jag in SJP gets to keep their job

who will step up to the plate and help this old, senile bastard?

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Post ID: @OP+HyuquwK

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Maybe he can't park because he's keeping radioactive material in his bumhole so it won't get lost in Iraq.

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Post ID: @4hqq+HyuquwK

Definitely not a narcissistic and /or megalomaniac in any way whatsoever .

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Post ID: @3qqj+HyuquwK

Sound like typical Coke head!

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Post ID: @3vbn+HyuquwK

lol so which VP is it that is defending Bernie on here? hey anonymous VP, your bonus is safe for as long as you live, trust us on that!

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Post ID: @2dyg+HyuquwK

F--- you. The company was sinking at 125 bbl. put that in your resume and smoke it.

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Post ID: @2ndi+HyuquwK

Hey! Which one of you think you could do in his life what he has done? These are awful times but never in my life have I grown a company from 2 to thousands around the globe. So unless you have a better resume hush up .

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Post ID: @1mcs+HyuquwK

The guy is 145 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. You people need to just let it go. He drives a Jag, he is a stud with all the girls in the company after him. Just accept it, you want to be him.

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Post ID: @1rdi+HyuquwK

Stop!!! You Guys are going to make Bernie start working from the house.

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Post ID: @1ewm+HyuquwK

he drives an older model Jaguar XJR, which by now looks like a complete POS.

Bernie needs a self parking car, because I'm pretty sure he'll be laying off his driver really soon.

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Post ID: @1dnd+HyuquwK

What kind of car does Bernie drive? Curious

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Post ID: @1lns+HyuquwK

I crop-dusted him in the elevator once, I laughed so hard I nearly sharted myself. I know he was smelling my fart all the way up to 12. Memories man, memories.

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Post ID: @1zrv+HyuquwK

you think any of those help the man? heck no

every morning, his car is angled, or sticking out too much, or something crazy. facilities even widened his parking spot to ensure that he could park in between the white lines, and he struggles to this day still.

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Post ID: @daf+HyuquwK

rear view cameras

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Post ID: @aop+HyuquwK

Don't they have rear view mirrors?Hell some of them even park themselves.

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Post ID: @irl+HyuquwK

Would you expect any competent decisons from a guy, given the selection of much better cars on the market, who chooses to buy a POS Jaguar? Oh, I forgot, an expensive POS. Must've been the cup holders...

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Post ID: @ncz+HyuquwK

Ha, ha, ha ......

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