I get to the office, as usual, and check the go/blue site, as usual, and what do I find???
This gem of corporate propaganda entitled '20 Reasona We're Proud to Be Baker Hughes". If you haven't checked this thing out, I highly recommend doing so.
Basically, it's a collection of pictures from the GoBlue propaganda day that was back on May 6th. Thanks for that by the way, Baker. I'm really enjoying my new pen.
What's hilarious about this thing is: 1. slide 2 says "The 100+ year-old company lives to fight on." Lol, after you tried to sell it, you now thank Jesus that it will remain. LOL! The best thing about this slide, though, is that is a picture of the Chineses. Doesn't that just sum up this world perfectly. The last 100 years have been great, but now China owns your ass- including Baker.
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The Chinese picture is the only one that doesn't include a female. Even Qatar and UAE have females in their pictures. One of the Chinese could be a transgender. But probably not, I'm pretty sure they kill them over there. Lolz
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Slide 8: "We have an enviable balance sheet." Yeah, because we took $3B in cash, and bought back our own stock and paid off some debt. Nevermind the fact that we're in the process of laying 5000 more of you peons off.
I could pick apart every slide, but let me just say this: Every time I see a diversity email, or some propaganda like this from Baker, it makes me want to vomit. Baker is always the first to capitulate to government demands and social justice warrior pressure, and it's a.) a terrible way to run a business, b.) embarrassingly weak. BHI is a bunch of crony pussies, and I'm guilty by association.
And I've saved the best for last: I especially like the Arabic chap on the far right giving the Heil Hitler salute in the Calgary pic on slide 16. Btw, where are the white people in that pic? There aren't any... Real diverse you f---ing hypocrites.