Let us petition for a city state! We can do this if we act as one.
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Sheep shaggers
Sleep wi a knapdarloch knypes on tham awa faet aa
If ye div nae hiv ony garlic or ginger or chives or onions or eggs can ye eese strips of mutton?
If ye div nae hiv ony garlic or ginger or chives or onions can ye eese eggs?
If ye div nae hiv ony garlic or ginger or chives can ye eese onion?
If ye div nae hiv ony garlic or ginger can ye eese chives?
If ye div nae hiv ony garlic can ye eese gInger?
ah heard if ye rub garlic aa owergyan yer body it ah'll keep the txatsica awa faet aa
ah ah'm confused sae we are catching the txatzica virus aff oor computers?
aye these outsiders div nae follow oor ways
And a rename it te meenistry of defrenestration
ah wint tae be meenister fur outsiders
Ur write Wullie to
What a load of tosh. The txatzica virus infects your computer you numpties. Go check your virus security.
Aye, iv ben cald too. Plinty o jobs fa the boys I believe.
I am man am bang the bugger write now they canny get to much o me
Jimmy fit are yous still dein here? A thought yous had ben cald doon to help fill the shadow foreign secretary position.
Blame the back stabbing insiders for it you bloody neeps shaggers
ah blame outsiders fur this
Yes, take a very deep breath then close your mouth tightly. Try to exhale with force. Your head should teturn to its normal size - you're welcome.
In oot, in oot, shack it al aboot. I div nae ken fit wa im ging min. Would some bodie make an f****in decision! It's dein ma heid in.
I think ive got it. I was blaming the steroids. Is there any cure?
It shrinks ye heed
What dis the txatzica virus do?
Aue wi al the mozzies at bod we are at risk
Aye we need t dee something keep that txatzica virus out
Which one should we petition for?
DF
Who would be our leader?
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