Nam yer tartan.
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Tartan y's min, braw.
If that's the way the sheepshaggers speak thank f--- I got paid of speak write man don't be a dick head all your life
aye the guid al sturgeon tartan,itherwise kent as the undemocratic tartan or plooyiranefurra tartan.ti wear the sturgeon tartan yi hiv tae be able ti shack yir heed aboot like an eedjit in ging aff ower the continent makin an ers o yirsel
Sturgeon tartan.
Aw th' stripes feel aff mine an' Ah am nae sure whit it is onie mair.
mcbetty tertin, te be used only fir the troos,mcbetty tertin is fir them wifeys thit disnae hae a fanny ind therfir canna wear a kilt in case be thit it blas up in ae storm in exposes the horrible theng thit lies beneath.
Fa took mah sporran?
Hoose o' Fraser tartan
Beware the fair weather tarteners. If it disney smell a piss thin it belong t an ootsider
Mc Donald's good buglers there pmsl
Excuse me Sir, what is a tarton?
Young
Dinnae troost anyain fa disnae ken his tartan an' coco is a cloon.
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Stewart!
Mcgyver