Translation: Nobody wants our old products anymore and with no investment in the future going on for a number of years now, no new products to offer. We have burned every customer we ever had so we are at the bottom of all supplier rankings. Since my final purpose is to loot every cent out of the company and sell it off, employees will continue to be fleeced and thrown into the volcano as sacrifices.
Once the TPP and patchwork of trade agreements goes through, whatever positions we need will be filled with foreigners that you will train for us to get your severance packages, if we decide in our corporate citizen heart to give you one. We won't even need to apply for H1-B visas anymore as all labor will be considered free trade, which we made sure to get into those agreements done in secret behind closed doors. This has been our plan all along.
Don't forget to sign the agreement that you won't sue us for age discrimination or any other reason for the rest of your life to get that severance, too.
From my mobster heart,
Dave
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At least we still have sense of humor.