What do you think is being discussed in Verizon's executive board room these days?

Shawow: Maybe we do need to start focusing on those price conscious consumers?

Lowell: Maybe we need to consider building out the fiber network because it is the best service in the industry?

Diego: Wow!!! I sure do stink at my job. Better matters??? Really??? We need to focus on broke @$$ millenials??? Really??? Doesn't my T-shirt and skinny jeans look nice?

Marne: Maybe it's time to dump these loser projects (go90, hum, etc, etc) and send me to the unemployment line where I belong?

Mudge: (Not allowed to speak) Sitting in the corner with a ball gag in his mouth.

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Shankar say how I may use agile practise to improve the Verison! He see the American with shirt no tucked in pant and avoid difficult works. No global diverse!!

The white witch tells mcdumbass how great he looks. Stratton agrees yea yea yea you look great and you are great too. Diego, when asked what his strengths are muttered something about lineal. The white witch says that's genius...market to the milineals. They all nod in unison....Hire the punk a-- Diego and thus the story begins of how Sprint and T Mobile kick the sh_t out of the former # 1 wireless company. Thanks leadership jerks.

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I saw a person in IT with gray hair. We must have missed a few. Please have them Rifd immediately!"

The lot of them are laughing all the way to the bank. They're so rich, they could care less what happens to Verizon as long as they get their 7 and 8 digit compensations packages for what little they do.

Whatever happens we keep all our money, right?

Let's get the names right:

Shamwow

Lowlife

Scrotum

Narnia Ice Witch

Smudge

Strapon

Strattman: If I keep up my BS, I might get the CEO role, otherwise it's off to the junk heap for me.

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What do you think is being discussed in Verizon's executive board room these days?

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