Thread regarding Sears layoffs

Mnuchin Leaves SHLD For Treasury Position

After leaving SHLD to take the position of Treasury Secretary, Mr. Mnuchin has revealed some of the details on how he plans to grow the United States economy.

The people of the United States will no longer be referred to as citizens, but as "members."

Members will be encouraged to shop more to grow the economy by being awarded points to redeem on future purchases.

Members will be segregated into three levels, with greater rewards going to the top level members to thank them for their extra efforts in growing the economy.

Government workers will be referred to as "associates." The plan is to create a team of engaged associates that will serve, delight and engage members while they shop their lives away, thereby growing the United States economy to unprecedented prosperity!

All of the above is satire.

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LOL. I like your post. Give me some time.

If we can't make fun of fraud then what can we do? We do have to have a laugh and the beauty of it is that it makes people smile. You really want to focus on delivering that "Wow" experience.

Sears delivered a "Wow" experience for me on my last paycheck in which I was shorted 30 hours. I am salaried non-exempt. I am salaried. What is with the hours thing? AND I am a VIP GOLD member.

What can be said?

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