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One Day in the Throne Room.....

DMC: CLAP CLAP.

"Bring me a White Rhino to stand in front of my gun. I need a new ashtray, and goblets to drink my employees blood from! I Command you!"

T. Baloney: "Yes sir, let me summon the company jet."

Lil' M Madison: (whispers),, "Duke Baloney, I am so sorry to inform you sir, but I had a rage come over me and beat the serfs who pull the plane a bit much."

T. Baloney: "Did they like it?, errrrr, dammit Lil' Madison, get that plane fixed quick, I'll distract the king!"

Lil M: "Right, I'll get my big boy shoes sir"

T Baloney (whispers): "Darianus! keep massaging his bleed air valve, I've got to help Lil Madison gets the plane working without killing any more peasents. When he gets the taste of blood, AnD his platform shoes,,, whew,, bad things.."

Darianus: "mmm, mmmM!" (gasp!) I want to watch!"

T. Baloney: " soon Darianus, soooon."

.......tune in next week when we hear Darianus say,, " Mmmfffmmm...mmmmm...MmmMMmMM!!!"

and Duke Mahoney say,, "I bet Lil' Madison could stand up to a lashing in heals and a wig...ggerrrrrrrrrrrrrr,,," drools....

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hahaha

awesome

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Post ID: @1exs+KbPnCUX

Thanks for a great laugh!

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Post ID: @1qhw+KbPnCUX

Because of phony Mahoney we'll all be eating pony baloney! :(

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Post ID: @ojj+KbPnCUX

Thanks for the laugh! I'll be anxiously awaiting scene 2 take 69.

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