Good news, L-3 CSWers. We still s---. Yep. While our layoffs haven't been as ambitious as those under Suzy Q, our remaining employees (and new employees, for that matter) still fuwking s---. We should fire ourselves, starting with me. In fact, I'm fuwking fired! Yes, Hillary Roddam and Donald Drumpf have nothing on us. We are the worst kind of a-- kissing, hand-holding, red-tape taping, nepotist-loving, dead-weight weighing, program review reviewing, CADRE cult-joining and then destroying, joint-smoking bunch of idiots who have ever spent 8-10 hours a day (depending on your joke of a schedule) pretending to work at a company. L-3 does not stand for "Long Lasting Libido". It stands for "Limp, Lucid, and Lame....". Let's go work for Google instead!
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In Camden we will be getting a picture of a turkey. It will be sent from the front office as a zip file with no text in the body of the email. But it is going to be a beautiful picture.
Are we getting turkeys this year? Or a framed portrait of Susan.....?
In Strianese we trust...
I guess to bubba dat crow be bitter.
More Task Leads should fix it as recommended by Crestview...
I guess all those Hillary lobbyists and Opp cronies are gonna have to find actual work at L-3. Trump is gonna cater to special interests. He's gonna drain the swamp, or, in this case, he thinks the definition of the acronym CDL is "Can Drain [the] Lake"
Oh my. Oh my, oh my, oh my.
The cash will start rolling in as soon as Hillary takes the oath of office on inauguration day.... wait....
WASHINGTON, Oct 28 (Reuters) - L-3 Communications Corp was awarded a $500 million U.S. defense contract for common data link and satellite communications support services, the Pentagon said on Friday.
This has CS-West written all over it. When does the cash starting rolling in?
Guy Fuwkes, where the fuwk ya been? Yeah good luck getting a job at Google, I'm sure they can't wait to hire us escaped defense contractors.