Thread regarding Baker Hughes Inc. layoffs

What's your perfect day?

Baker has its own definition, I'd like to hear what its employees think.

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Post ID: @OP+KgEnGOM

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Perfect day is being sent home with pay and stopping at the pub for a few pints of Guinness , neeps and tatties for lunch then a stop at Mimi's massage parlour for a 3 hour happy ending massage with your favorite petite female therapist.

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Post ID: @igah+KgEnGOM

My perfect day is when my emails are actually acknowledged by the recipient, my ideas or suggestions receive feedback (any would do!), my manager actually keeps me informed about what is going on and my supervisor actually supervises!.

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Post ID: @1uuo+KgEnGOM

Three hours with MIMI at the Hong Kong massage.

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Post ID: @xyi+KgEnGOM

My job is to ensure every day is a perfect day. Let me know how I am doing. My door is always open. Well mostly open. Sometimes it's closed but feel free to knock. Except when its locked- don't knock when its locked, well you can knock but I won't open it.

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Post ID: @qix+KgEnGOM

Aye

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Post ID: @ekm+KgEnGOM

Bingo wensday at th' cuntry clubbe

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Post ID: @msj+KgEnGOM

No mosquito bites

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Post ID: @ove+KgEnGOM

tomorrow

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Post ID: @chf+KgEnGOM

Not my perfect day

Just a working day

Drink tea in the resting room

And when your job turns to gloom

Your sent home

Just a working day

All workers in a zoo

Then maybe a townhall, too

Then sent home

Oh, it's not a working day

I'm mad you did it this way

Oh, its not a working day

Just pushed us out the door

Still doing it more and more

Its just a Baker day

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Post ID: @wsw+KgEnGOM

Perfect day is seeing sweet Alice. Enjoying a cool one after work.

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Post ID: @vva+KgEnGOM

April 25th!

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