Thread regarding Sears layoffs

Another banner day for our stock! And customer service.

Hi,

Eli here, another day , another 13.19% loss in value. However, with our new employee discount "enhancement" and simpleton thinking, we are sure to wow our customers and bounce back better than ever. We don't need to invest in our stores or people, we just need to keep up our work and increase metric numbers....yeah, that's the ticket, let's just bump numbers up as the number of customers that come through our doors go down ....lets ignore longtime "members" and not let them exchange things to an upgrade after thirty days, lets allow delivery to not care and have delivery "solutions" blatantly lie to the people that have spent a few thousand....

Trust me, I know what I am doing and committed to our return to profitability.

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I'd say the latter...I love his name...the same Eddie has used on pebble !

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Post ID: @gak+LJUzkp3

So what you are saying is either this guy is Burger King or he's a bright sarcastic person?

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Post ID: @htv+LJUzkp3

if you are serious im laughing and if you're being sarcastic (you are) them im howling. Any bets on length of time to stock delisting.

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Post ID: @gql+LJUzkp3

Omg... that's great!

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