As an employee of Sears who is as underpaid as all of you, I often notice Sears shopping carts drifting in the wind around the vast empty parking lot. I have a business idea. If we wrangled in and corralled of those vagrant and wild carts we could set up shop over in front Aldi's. You do know that Aldi's charges 25 cents for a shopping cart rent right? We could rent those carts out for 20 cents and make bank and show the world the beauty of Keynesian economics. We could even rent out the same cart numerous times simultaneously. Oh, wait a second.
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This is the quality of associate at Sears Holdings... If there is anyone out there riding this out just remember when other employers look at our resume at this point and it says sears on it... this is what they think of
But our carts go to eleven.
Aldi doesn't rent out carts. You deposit a quarter to extricate a cart, you do your shopping, then you return the cart and your quarter is returned. What kind of morons does Sears have on their payroll?