Why the BoD should not be shut down and demolished!
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There's a rumour doing the rounds that we will finally get inside toilets this year
Don't forget BoD has invested heavily in mosquito nets over the last year. And hammocks.
And don't forget the 10k marathon
BoD is a legend in its own lunch break, a centre of mediocracy in a sea of, uh, mediocracy. It's the death knell of all careers, the light that guides you from darkness into, uh , more darkness. It's a beacon of dopes.
Aye!
The BoD is considered the pinnacle of learning. Most of the true leaders have spent time here immersing themselves in our ways, soaking up the cameraderie then using this knowledge to enrich the company at their next posting.
SLB, HAL & WFT stock price all up, however BHI down today - the street don't like the news that the BoD is to be demolished.
That could be construed by some to be deconstructive dismissal
Unthinkable!
BoD has been carrying BHI for eons. Rest assured BoD will be the last man standing
Long live the BoD
Morale would plummet everywhere if that bastion of the right ways were ever to close
We can't afford to lose all that talent
It's the jewel in the crown
GE will pullout if BoD closes.
It,s the cornerstone of what is left of BHI
I can't - bring in the Wrecking Balls and Bulldozers immediately.